Cue open: cut to WS of guy on couch...

So here's the story...first off, get your mind out of the gutter on the title, I only wish. I'm writing this b/c I have this itch that needs scratched. I love to write, but have a hard time figuring out what to write about. I'm not business-savvy, so that's out. I'm not overly comedic, strike two. So I figured everyone says "Write about what you know..." Thanks for that, way to narrow it down. Well as I was sitting there on my couch at 3 in the morning watching the Real World, and thinking about how it would relate to my own life, it came to me. I know TV and I'm always interested in life, not only my own (obviously), but the lives of those I know and care about. So I thought I'd try and relate the two in sometimes obscure, random, obvious, or even hilarious ways. Welcome to "My Life in 27 Inches." After the size of my TV screen...sheesh.